Quote from Niles in It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave
Niles: I notice you're grating that carrot at a 45-degree angle. Does that enhance the flavor? Daphne: No, no. Just an old habit. Niles: Ah! And why exactly did you choose to grate carrots? Daphne: Because we have carrots. Niles: I hope you don't mind all the questions. It's just now that I'm separated it's time that learned to cook for myself. Daphne: It's quite alright. Tell you what. Why don't you grate while I put the chicken in? Niles: Thousands of little metal teeth able to tear the flesh right off your... [Niles tries to grate the carrot, but catches his finger instead. He jumps back in and knocks Daphne, who drops one of the chickens] Niles: Yow! No, no, false alarm. Normally I bleed like the Russian royal Family, but not today.