Martin Quote #282

Quote from Martin in Sleeping with the Enemy

Frasier: Dad, that was brilliant, using reverse psychology. I guess living with me is rubbing off on you a little bit. Martin: Well, I guess it's only natural that environmental factors would influence personality development.
Frasier: All right, Dad.
Martin: Well, oh wait I, I hope I didn't hit some long-repressed Oedipal nerve.
Frasier: Very funny.
Martin: Because the last thing we want is for you to be sublimating your anger passive-aggressively.
Frasier: Oh, all right. Just stop it, you wise ass.
Martin: Ha-hey! Looks like I'm rubbing off on you, too!


 ‘Sleeping with the Enemy’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: This is getting me nowhere! All right. I'll just have to go down there and confront her
myself. Find out if what she was feeling was actually genuine or she was simply being a conniving femme fatale!
Daphne: Oh, come on now, Dr Crane. It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.
Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!

Quote from Niles

Frasier: Niles.
Niles: Good evening, Frasier. You left your Mont Blanc in my car, so I... Oh. I see cocktails. Hors d'oeuvres. Mingling. If I were the suspicious type, I'd say you were throwing a party to which I was not invited.
[Martin walks over to Niles with a tray of sausages]
Martin: Feel like a wiener, Niles?
Niles: Indeed I do.

 Martin Crane Quotes

Quote from The Two Mrs. Cranes

Niles: So, now you've met the whole Crane clan.
Clive: Although, Daphne, I noticed in the phone book your surname still is Moon.
Niles: Oh, that must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.
Martin: I remember the first time I ever drove a moon crane. Damn near rolled it into the Sea of Tranquility.

Quote from The Good Son

Delivery Man: Where do you want it?
Martin: Where's the TV?
Niles: It's in that credenza.
Martin: Point it at that.
Delivery Man: What about this chair?
Niles: The chair? Here, let me get it out of your way.
Frasier: Niles. Niles, be careful with that! That's a Wassily! Oh. Dad, as dear as I'm sure this piece is to you, I just don't think it goes with anything here.
Martin: I know. It's eclectic.