Frasier Quote #725
Quote from Frasier in Leapin' Lizards
Frasier: You would think that in a city with this much rain that people would develop an etiquette about it, but no! They buy umbrellas that are too big for them, you have to walk into the street to get around them and then they drive too close to the curb so that you're sure to get splashed! And they wear brown shoes with white socks!
Daphne: What has that got to do with the rain?
Frasier: Nothing! But I mean, really, get a fashion sense!
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