Niles Quote #419
Quote from Niles in Shrink Rap
Daphne: Oh, I know what you're going though, Dr. Crane, dealing with a noisy neighbor. Have I ever mentioned that couple that lived next door to me in London? A married couple, who made the most un-Godly racket in bed! The walls must have been like tissue paper because I'd hear the whole performance every night. Finally, I decided the only to get them to stop was to let them hear what I'd been hearing. So, one night, I moved near the wall and I started. Ooh. Ooh, yes! Ooh, oh,don't stop. Oh, that's the spot. Oh, do it again! Oh, you are the beastmaster, aren't you?! Oh, for hell's sake, just take me, you devil-spawned sex monkey! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! [talking normally] Problem solved.
Niles: I'm sorry, Daphne, I drifted. Would you tell that story again?
[cut to:]
Frasier: Niles, you know full well that Daphne merely told us that story, she did not act it out.
Niles: Didn't she?
Frasier Quotes
‘Shrink Rap’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Well, since you've asked. I think in divorce we have painful feelings, which are, nevertheless, healthy feelings. We start to date too quickly and we want to be sure that that's not panacea for the pain.
Niles: Ooh, yes, you'll all find my brother's quite adept with those peppy little bromides. "Panacea for the pain." You can almost hear the phrase: "We'll be right back after these words from Pringles."
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Dad, why are you laughing? Why is Dad laughing?
Martin: You two, you'll never learn.
Niles: Oh, oh, you think this is a bad idea?
Martin: The restaurant you bought together, that was a bad idea. The book you tried to write together, that was a bad idea. But this.... No, that restaurant was still the stupidest.
Quote from Niles
Niles: You try and try, but at some point you finally have to admit, as much as you care about each other, your relationship isn't working and hasn't been for some time.
Dr. Schachter: But you two wouldn't be sitting here with me if you didn't want to save this relationship. Isn't that true?
Niles: Well, I'm willing to try, but I can't speak for-
Frasier: You don't have to speak for me, Niles. I'm perfectly capable of speaking for myself.
Niles: Yes, I know. Caruso wasn't so in love with the sound of his own voice.
Frasier: What is that supposed to mean?
Niles: Well, you tell me, Enrico. What do you think it means?