Frasier Quote #662
Quote from Frasier in The Innkeepers
Niles: We're a hit, a palpable hit. Every table in the place is full. Except for that tiny one, wedged in that horrible
dank little corner next to the men's room.
Frasier: No, no, no, Niles. That is not a dank little corner next to the men's room. That is the "Enchanted Grotto."
Frasier Quotes
‘The Innkeepers’ Quotes
Quote from Roz
Niles: Don't touch! The smallest smudge decreases its value.
Frasier: Oh, Niles, guess what thriving Seattle night spot is closing its doors.
Niles: Roz, you're moving.
[Roz takes Niles' rare book and licks the cover]
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Niles, tonight let's go to Orsini's for one glorious farewell dinner.
Niles: Why not? I'll make the reservations. We'll take Dad and Daphne.
Frasier: Great. Will Maris be joining us?
Niles: Oh, sadly no. She had a bad experience there one Christmas Eve. An Italian soccer team was at the next table. Maris announced she was in the mood for a goose and, perhaps inevitably, tragedy ensued.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Now, for those of you who are leaving, please keep us in mind for your next special occasion. We plan many new and exciting innovations in the weeks to come. [A car smashes through the wall. The customers scream.] Starting with our ... our drive-through window.
Otto: Number twenty-three is ready.