Niles Quote #355
Frasier: After last night's behavior, I believe an apology is in order.
Niles: I agree. Well?
Frasier: "Well," what?
Niles: It's your turn. I apologized first last time.
Frasier: No, you didn't!
Niles: I did so! I distinctly remember. It was after that shouting match at the Monet exhibit. I had my secretary leave a heartfelt apology with your service.
Frasier: So you did. That means it is my turn again. Damn! ... I'm sorry.
Niles: Me, too.
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Frasier: I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and this is my brother, Dr. Niles Crane, the eminent psychiatrist.
Niles: My brother is too kind. He was already eminent when my eminence was merely imminent.
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Martin: Boy, you and Niles, it's been the same since you were kids. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it, too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two découpage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house, that was one embarrassing garage sale.
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Frasier: I don't think the membership committee would look kindly on your being arrested for mooning President
Nixon at the campaign rally.
Niles: I was young and firm and in love with an anarchist.