Frasier Quote #579
Quote from Frasier in Daphne's Room
Daphne: Dr. Crane!
Frasier: Daphne.
Daphne: What are you doing in my room?
Frasier: Well, I- I thought you were out. Not that I make a habit of coming in here when you're out. It's just that- Well, I came in to get my book. Which I have, see. Well- Well, I'll just be going. Me and my book. See Frasier go.
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Quote from Niles
Martin: I still think you're making too big a deal out of this.
Niles: Dad, I have never seen Maris this angry. I swear, her eye was twitching like a frog in a science experiment.
Martin: Well, when your mother got mad at me, I'd just grab her, bend her backwards, and give her a kiss which made her glad she was a woman.
Niles: I can't do that with Maris. She has abnormally rigid vertebrae, she'd snap like a twig.
Quote from Niles
Martin: Oh, why don't you just get her a nice bottle of perfume?
Niles: She gets hives.
Martin: How about candy?
Niles: Hypoglycemic.
Martin: Just get her a dozen roses.
Niles: Allergic.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Dad, as usual, your simple homespun wisdom has pricked the balloon of Frasier's pomposity.