Niles Quote #323
Quote from Niles in The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Niles: Well, I guess I'd better be getting back to my Maris. If the clock strikes twelve and she hasn't felt my kiss upon her forehead she gets nervous. [puts on his coat] Sam, it's been a pleasure meeting you.
Sam: Yeah, you too. Hey, listen, if you want to really put a smile on Maris's face, let me tell you what you do. [whispers in Niles' ear]
Niles: Exactly where am I supposed to find whipped cream and a car battery at this hour?
Sam: You got neighbors, don't you?
[Niles checks his watch and leaves]
Frasier Quotes
‘The Show Where Sam Shows Up’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, Sam, this is my brother, Dr. Niles Crane.
Niles: Pleasure to meet you. [shakes hands]
Sam: Oh, yeah, you too. Wow. Man, this is freaky. [to Frasier] He looks just like you did when I met you. What happened, huh?
Frasier: Wasn't exactly a health club you were running there, Sam.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: So, uh, how's everybody at Cheers?
Sam: Oh, wow. Uh, well, let's see. You know that Rebecca finally married that plumber?
Frasier: Yes, yes. It's ironic, isn't it? You know, she spends all her energy trying to land some rich guy and she ends up with an ordinary plumber.
Sam: Well, that ordinary plumber struck gold. He's got a patent on some low-flow toilet thing. I mean, he's rich beyond her wildest dreams.
Frasier: Well, heck, I'm happy for her.
Sam: Well, don't be. He dumped her. She's back at the bar.
Frasier: Working at Cheers again?
Sam: No, she's just back at the bar.
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Sam: Hey, you know, here's some good news: Woody and Kelly, they had a baby boy.
Frasier: Oh, that is wonderful! Is he...?
Sam: No, he's smart. He's smart.
Frasier: Oh. Well, genetics takes a holiday, huh?