Niles: I would gladly go, but I've got my compulsive spending seminar, and I'm hoping to unload the rest of these raffle tickets.

Frasier: You know, Niles, I've been thinking maybe I should get on that gravy train myself. Tell Wendell I'm in for ten thousand.
Daphne: Good lord, ten thousand dollars, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Yes, well, just think of the dinner I'll be able to buy when Niles brings me my profits.
Martin: Well, what the hell, put me down for a couple of hundred. This guy's some kind of genie.
Niles: Yes, he's a real treasure, isn't he? I only hope those chest pains he was complaining about this morning turn out to be indigestion.

Niles: What are you all dressed for. Hot date?
Frasier: As a matter of fact, yes.
Niles: With whom?
Martin: Dr. Honey Snow.
Frasier: Did it not occur to you that I might not want Niles to know who I'm dating?
Martin: Sure it did. Right before I said it.