Frasier Quote #523
Quote from Frasier in Retirement is Murder
Niles: This is a snapshot of the murder victim with her pet monkey, Koko. He was given to her by another boyfriend, Clive Brisbane.
Frasier: Well, why wasn't Brisbane a suspect?
Daphne: Well, he was, but several witnesses saw him at the racetrack at the time of the murder.
Niles: Excuse me, is that Clive Brisbane the animal trainer?
Daphne: That's right. Brisbane's Amazing Apes. They opened in Las Vegas for Engelbert Humperdinck.
Frasier: Yes, it's easy to forget there was a time when Las Vegas wasn't the tacky place it is now.
Frasier Quotes
‘Retirement is Murder’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I'm only sorry you couldn't join us for dinner afterwards. Le Cochon Noir gave us a late seating for a fabulous dinner.
Niles: It was an exquisite meal, marred only by the lack of even one outstanding cognac on their carte des digestifs.
Frasier: Yes, but think of it this way, Niles. What is the one thing better than an exquisite meal? An exquisite meal with one tiny flaw we can pick at all night.
Niles: Ah, quite right. To impossible standards.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Well, you ready for our boys night out at Le Cochon Noir?
Frasier: Yes. But Niles, I've been wondering: Would you mind if I asked Dad to join us?
Niles: Remember the last time we took Dad to a four-star restaurant? He had a miserable time. The restaurant lost a whole star.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Oh, look, there's a peanut guy! [calling out] Peanuts!
[A bag of peanuts is thrown and lands in Niles' lap]
Niles: How dare you!?
[Niles throws the bag back at the vendor]
Frasier: Niles!
[The vendor throws the bag back to Niles]
Niles: Stop it!
Frasier: Niles.
Niles: That hooligan is pelting me with peanuts! From the look of that tray - Ow! - he's come prepared.
Frasier: Stop it! That is for me.