Niles Quote #296
Quote from Niles in Retirement is Murder
Frasier: Oh, look, there's a peanut guy! [calling out] Peanuts!
[A bag of peanuts is thrown and lands in Niles' lap]
Niles: How dare you!?
[Niles throws the bag back at the vendor]
Frasier: Niles!
[The vendor throws the bag back to Niles]
Niles: Stop it!
Frasier: Niles.
Niles: That hooligan is pelting me with peanuts! From the look of that tray - Ow! - he's come prepared.
Frasier: Stop it! That is for me.
Frasier Quotes
‘Retirement is Murder’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I'm only sorry you couldn't join us for dinner afterwards. Le Cochon Noir gave us a late seating for a fabulous dinner.
Niles: It was an exquisite meal, marred only by the lack of even one outstanding cognac on their carte des digestifs.
Frasier: Yes, but think of it this way, Niles. What is the one thing better than an exquisite meal? An exquisite meal with one tiny flaw we can pick at all night.
Niles: Ah, quite right. To impossible standards.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Well, you ready for our boys night out at Le Cochon Noir?
Frasier: Yes. But Niles, I've been wondering: Would you mind if I asked Dad to join us?
Niles: Remember the last time we took Dad to a four-star restaurant? He had a miserable time. The restaurant lost a whole star.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Yes, it's just I'm trying desperately to come up with some way to get him out of the house. He's off on one of his "Weeping Lotus" binges again.
Niles: We've tried distracting him before. We've taken him everywhere from the arboretum to the zen garden. Wait a minute. The zen garden is at the arboretum. Good Lord, is it possible we've only taken him one place?