Frasier Quote #411

Quote from Frasier in Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye

Frasier: I wonder why now, after thirty years, he's suddenly inviting us down there.
Daphne: Cheerio.
Frasier: Daphne, Daphne. Has Dad said anything to you about us and Duke's? Has he been planning this?
Daphne: You mean ... behind your backs?
Niles: Precisely.
Daphne: No! What a couple of wallies! I mean, I have never met a family that worked so hard at being uncomfortable with each other. Could it be that he just wants to lift a pint with his sons?
Niles: No, Duke's is where Dad hangs up with his cop buddies. Where he goes to escape the stresses, strains and petty annoyances of everyday life.
Frasier: In other words, us.


 ‘Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Niles: Duke's was his whole life.
Frasier: Well, Niles, there's nothing we can do about it, really. You know, look at it this way: we're actually doing Dad a service, stopping him from going out and drinking. And the other policemen as well. Maybe we're even performing a community service. Men with guns will have one less place to go and liquor up.
Niles: There's always Roz's place.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: This is fantastic! What say we go celebrate with a nice dinner at an exclusive boite?
Niles: Yes, but the question remains, what boite?
Frasier: Charise?
Niles: Too noisy.
Frasier: Alsace?
Niles: Too bright.
Frasier: Papillion?
Niles: Too crowded.
Frasier: We've run out of boites.
Niles: A city this size and only three boites.
Frasier: How do we live?

Quote from Frasier

Daphne: Hello, Dr. Crane.
Niles: Hello, Daphne. You look even lovelier than usual this evening.
Daphne: Thank you.
[Niles sniffs Daphne]
Niles: Is that "Forbidden"?
Frasier: In every sense of the word!