Martin Quote #161
Quote from Martin in The Unkindest Cut of All
Martin: I was on a stakeout once for fifteen hours without ever gettin' out of the car. We had a contest to see who could last the longest. The winner was "Canteen"McHugh. Know why we called him that?
Frasier: I think I can guess.
Martin: Because his bladder was the size of a canteen.
Frasier: Thank you for clearing that up.
Martin: You could've slung his bladder over your shoulder and gone on a twenty mile forced march through the desert.
Frasier: Big, huh?
Martin: Isn't that what I've been saying?
Frasier Quotes
‘The Unkindest Cut of All’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: To the park!
Martin: This time we'll comb every inch of that place. Every tree, every bush. Uh, Daphne, we're gonna need more help, so call Niles and tell him we'll pick him up.
Frasier: Oh, yes, wouldn't want to go out in the wild without one of the world's great outdoorsmen!
Quote from Martin
Martin: What the hell are you doing?
Daphne: Ironing your son's socks.
Martin: Why don't you just twist them into little balls like you do mine?
Daphne: He says it bruises the cashmere. He likes them pressed, folded, then neatly arranged in those sock dividers. I saw them in a catalog once, but couldn't imagine who in the world would ever buy such silly things. Of course, I hadn't met Dr. Crane yet.
Martin: I used to think there'd been some sort of mix-up at the hospital. Of course, when Niles came along it shot that theory all to hell.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Oh, this is odd. I just got one of my psychic flashes. It's about Eddie.
Martin: Well?
Daphne: It doesn't make any sense. All I'm getting is a picture of Eddie sitting with Dr. Crane.
[cut to Eddie sitting on a bench with an advertising board for Frasier's radio show]