Frasier Quote #346

Quote from Frasier in My Coffee with Niles

Niles: Oh, well, you might try looking at it from Dad's point of view. As a policeman, he was in a position of authority and that's been taken away from him. Railing against the world is his way of controlling his ever-shrinking sphere of influence.
Frasier: Yes, well, I do empathize with him. It's just- I just can't help wishing I could just kick that cane out from under him once in a while. And that he would land on Eddie.

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 ‘My Coffee with Niles’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Niles: Oh, I have no reason to be unhappy. I have my health, have a wonderful home, a beautiful wife- Did your eyebrow just move?
Frasier: I don't think so.
Niles: I have my practice. Although, lately, I've lost track of the ideals that led me to psychiatry in the first place.
Frasier: Hmm, yes.
Niles: Look who I'm talking to. Psychiatry's answer to the drive-through window.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: You know, I think about Roz's life and it makes me wonder about my own. I haven't been exactly burning up the social scene lately.
Niles: You'll find somebody.
Frasier: But what if I don't? What if I end up old and alone? I might have to buy a funny little dog and move in with Frederick. Well, I guess I don't need to worry about that for a while.
Niles: Frederick should start worrying about it.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: You're in a fine mood today!
Martin: Ah, and by the way you left a mess in the kitchen.
Frasier: I had a piece of toast.
Martin: Yeah, and you didn't use a plate like I asked you to. And you buttered it on the counter. I know because you left a bunch a crumbs and toast sweat there.
Niles: Toast sweat?
Frasier: Yes, yes. It's when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, it tends to leave little droplets of dew behind. Haven't you heard Dad's lecture on the evils of toast sweat? It's the scourge of our times!