Frasier Quote #283
Quote from Frasier in Travels with Martin
Frasier: Roz, are you forgetting that my father lives with me? How much more time together could we spend.
Roz: Day to day living is different. You know, there is nothing better than taking a trip together. You get to have a little fun, you get to relax. You get to see a whole different side to the other person.
Frasier: You know, in his entire life, my dad has never been to Europe. It would be a way of connecting with him if I were the one to give him that. So, what would you charge me to take him to Ireland with you?
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Quote from Niles
Niles: I should have known this would happen. I always throw out my back when I try to lift Maris's luggage.
Daphne: Why didn't you hire a skycap?
Niles: Oh, we did for most of it, but Maris won't trust strangers with her makeup case, ever since a ham-handed porter dropped it and broke three vials of rare Swiss lamb placenta. On the upside, the calfskin lining of her case was never more soft and supple.
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: Oh, I need a cup of tea.
Frasier: Tea!? Why don't you just wave a crumpet in the air and start singing, "God save the Queen"?
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Now, listen. On the off chance that the guard asks you a question, can you say anything in an American accent?
Daphne: [in an American accent] Sure.
Martin: Okay, what?
Daphne: You just heard it!
Martin: What?
Daphne: [in an American accent] "Sure." That's it. That's all I can say.