Martin Quote #110

Quote from Martin in And the Whimper Is...

Martin: Hold on a minute. Look, I may not know anything about show-business, but when you start sending out gifts to people who can do something for you, that's called bribery.
Frasier: It's a simple "Thank you" for a nomination.
Martin: Well, I'm glad to hear that. [takes catalog] Because if I had to give somebody a gift to get an award, it's not worth having. Might as well just go on down to the trophy store and buy one yourself. [throws catalog on the fire, then leaves]
Roz: I really want that award.
Frasier: Me too!
Roz: Get that catalog!

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Frasier: You know, I've never really won anything before. Although back in prep school, the Existentialist Club once named me "Most Likely To Be."

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Frasier: So, where's Maris?
Niles: Well, we were just getting ready to leave the house, when Maris got a glimpse of herself in the hall mirror-
Frasier: Niles, at the end of this story, will I roll my eyes?
Niles: I did.
Frasier: Well then, just skip it.

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