Niles Quote #117

Quote from Niles in You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover

Rocco: You owe me two hundred dollars.
Frasier: Oh well, I'd gladly pay you, but I-I don't have that kind ofcash on me.
Niles: Even if he did, it would be absurd to bring it into a place like this. You know, with the kind of element you might run into-
Frasier: Niles!

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 ‘You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover’ Quotes

Quote from Martin

Frasier: Excuse me, Dad, if I can interrupt that self-righteous policeman mentality for a second, don't you believe in second chances?
Martin: I did, then we had Niles.

Quote from Martin

Frasier: Frank's an interesting study, isn't he? Temper, loner, a bit unsocial. Almost a stereotypical portrait of a man who's spent his entire life behind bars.
Frank: [examining one of Frasier's artworks] This dish a Lalique or a Steuben?
Martin: They had no spots open in the prison laundry. He worked in fine china and glassware.

Quote from Niles

Frasier: Actually, it was really rather interesting. You know, one of them actually did time in prison for fraud?
Niles: Good lord! What was he like?
Frasier: Actually, he was quite personable. You know Dad, he's so judgmental.
Niles: He is, and I've often condemned him for it.