Niles Quote #110
Quote from Niles in You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover
Niles: How was your encounter with Dad's poker buddies last night?
Frasier: Ah.
Niles: I must tell you, the picture of you trying to make conversation with dad's blue-collar cronies all evening is priceless. When I told Maris about it, it was all she could do to keep her eyes from dancing.
Frasier Quotes
‘You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Excuse me, Dad, if I can interrupt that self-righteous policeman mentality for a second, don't you believe in second chances?
Martin: I did, then we had Niles.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Frank's an interesting study, isn't he? Temper, loner, a bit unsocial. Almost a stereotypical portrait of a man who's spent his entire life behind bars.
Frank: [examining one of Frasier's artworks] This dish a Lalique or a Steuben?
Martin: They had no spots open in the prison laundry. He worked in fine china and glassware.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Actually, it was really rather interesting. You know, one of them actually did time in prison for fraud?
Niles: Good lord! What was he like?
Frasier: Actually, he was quite personable. You know Dad, he's so judgmental.
Niles: He is, and I've often condemned him for it.