Frasier Quote #282
Quote from Frasier in Miracle on Third or Fourth Street
Frasier: Well, I must say I've never been so touched in my life. To think that you people would give up your money, which you can ill afford, to help out a fellow human being.
Tim: There you go, Lou.
Frasier: I'm just so embarrassed.
Tim: Don't be embarrassed. Look at it this way: the rest of the year belongs to the rich people, with their fancy houses, [points to Frasier's BMW] expensive foreign cars, but Christmas? Christmas belongs to guys like us.
Frasier: Right. Well, I never will forget this Christmas. Thank you. Thank you all.
‘Miracle on Third or Fourth Street’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Merry Christmas, Seattle! Yes, this is Dr. Frasier Crane coming to you on Christmas Day. Christmas, that very magical time of the year, when each moment is as unique as a snowflake, never to be recreated.
[Roz bangs on the window]
Roz: I'm sorry, Frasier, the news went over you. You're gonna have to do that again.
Frasier: Merry Christmas, Seattle...
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Dad, what are you doing with that?
Martin: I'm gonna hang it on the front door, like I always do.
Frasier: But it's plastic.
Martin: Well, of course it's plastic. Do you think a real one would've lasted since 1967?
Quote from Martin
Martin: Let's finish decorating the Christmas tree. I brought up the good lights from the storage room.
Frasier: Oh, dad, you know what, I don't want to use those lights this year. I picked up these just yesterday.
Martin: Chili peppers?
Frasier: Well, yes, they're very fashionable.
Martin: Chili peppers aren't Christmas.
Frasier: Well, for that matter, neither are scotch pines or snow ornaments. And for God's sake, if you want to be technical, Bethlehem was in the desert.
Martin: Fine. Why don't we decorate a palm tree?
Frasier: I don't need your sarcasm.
Martin: But I always use those lights.
Frasier: Dad, dad. This is my house, these are my decorations, just once, can I have just one thing I wanted this Christmas?
Martin: Hey, look. Wait a minute. I know you're upset about Freddie, but don't take it out on me.
Frasier: Oh fine. Now you're the psychiatrist?
Martin: Oh, I give up. Go ahead, decorate the thing. Use your chili peppers!
Frasier: All right, I don't want them anymore!
Martin: Go ahead. Use 'em! Why don't- You know, maybe we could hang a few radishes, put a nice broccoli on top!