Niles Quote #2098
Quote from Niles in Coots and Ladders
Frasier: You can't imagine the thrill I felt as I sat there sipping her inferior tea and eating her excellent cookies, all the while fingering the stolen object in my pocket. And then how coolly I walked out, scot-free, the old bird none the wiser.
Niles: What's in there?
Frasier: Some sort of decorative medallion.
Niles: Well, it's pretty clear what happened. The depressing series of events today led you to conclude that you're in a rut. Your spontaneous transgression generated the excitement that you so desperately wanted.
Frasier: Any Caribbean-trained Psych student could tell me that!
Niles: Well, if you didn't want my diagnosis, why did you call me here?
Frasier: Because I am plagued by guilt. I have to return this box before it's discovered missing.
Niles: [worried] Why did you call me here?
Frasier Quotes
‘Coots and Ladders’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Oh, Martin, look at you. Sitting in your chair all sour and grumpy.
Ronee: You must be drunk in this picture, Niles. You've got your arm around a floor lamp.
Niles: Oh, no, that's Maris in her Easter hat.
Quote from Frasier
Opal: What are you doing?
Frasier: Well, you as an athlete should know the time-honored tradition of hoisting the victor on one's shoulders.
Opal: They never did that to me.
Frasier: Well, you finished third, didn't you?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: This is the most difficult part of the process. I am using a technique known as behavioral exposure therapy. Climb higher, Ever higher, conquer your fear!
Janelle: Wow, Frasier Crane in action.
Frasier: No, please. No peeking! You don't want to cause a setback.
[After Niles puts the medal back in its place, he slips off the ladder and is hanging from the shelf by his fingertips]
Frasier: Everybody freeze! This is the moment of truth. I haven't done this since my days in med school.
[As everyone looks away, Frasier walks over to Niles, seats him on his shoulders and carries him over to the crowd]
Frasier: Hurrah! He's done it! He's conquered all three!