Frasier Quote #2898

Quote from Frasier in Cheerful Goodbyes

Cliff: Well, I can't believe my ears. I heard Paul and Norm there saying all those nice things about me, I actually started thinking maybe I shouldn't go to Florida, leave all my friends. You know, am I doing the right thing? But when I heard you speak those words, Carla, that's when I decided. I am gonna stay.
Carla: What?
Cliff: That's right, you little dickens. You only joke about somebody like that when you really care for them.
Carla: I wasn't joking. I really hate you.
Cliff: Carla, come on, you're gonna make me cry. Everyone, the move is off.
Carla: No! No! No! [Carla leaps up on Cliff's back]
Cliff: Oh, Frasier, I owe this all to you.
Carla: Frasier! We were so close and then you had to show up and ruin everything!
[The mailmen drag Carla out of the room]
Frasier: Well, we've got dinner reservations...

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 ‘Cheerful Goodbyes’ Quotes

Quote from Daphne

Frasier: So, Carla, how've you been?
Carla: Well, two of my kids are in jail, the bank's about to foreclose on my house and, after tonight, I'm never gonna see Cliff Clavin again. Things are great!
Frasier: Yeah, Carla was never really a fan of Cliff's.
Carla: Yeah, not to talk the guy down, but he's a big blowhard who thinks he knows everything and never shuts up.
Daphne: Imagine.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: It was about ten years ago when I too left Boston. But the kind wishes and outpouring of emotions from my friends remain fresh in my mind. I still remember Sam throwing me a lavish party and dubbing me the "Einstein of Cheers", against my modest protests that I was merely the Neils Bohr.
Carla: You still are.

Quote from Martin

Frasier: Well, you know, I hadn't planned on making a speech, so my remarks will have to be extemporaneous.
Carla: I hope that means "dirty".
Martin: Smart money's on "long".