Niles Quote #1735
Quote from Niles in Sharing Kirby
Kirby: Really? I go there a lot.
Niles: You've been to the Mulvehill wine cellar? Have you seen the bottle that was owned by Thomas Jefferson?
Kirby: Well, I'm usually with Kristi so, uh, I'm looking at the jugs, not the bottles, if you know what I mean.
Niles: [chuckling] Oh, you. You know, it would be quite a thrill for a wine connoisseur like me to meet William Mulvehill. Do you think you could... get me in?
Kirby: I bet Kristi could.
Niles: Well, let's just get her on the phone and ask her, shall we?
Kirby: Well, I would, but... if I were unemployed I'd-I'd just be too depressed to talk to her.
Niles: Oh... unemployed, what are you talking about? That was just a few harsh words spoken in a moment of haste. So the library isn't challenging enough for you, we'll find something more suited to your particular... talents.
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Quote from Martin
Daphne: Well, stay calm, or you'll be on it forever.
Martin: How can I stay calm? I'm just sitting here expecting this thing to go off any second. I'm afraid to move. It's like I'm a prisoner. You know, that's just like doctors, isn't it? They're always finding some new way to torture you. Well, maybe I want my blood pressure to be high. Did they ever think of that? I mean, what... [the cuff beeps and starts to inflate] There it goes! You sneaky bastard!
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Isn't this the most romantic thing you've ever seen?
Martin: If you say so.
Daphne: There's no greater passion than that between a woman and a ghost.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Dad, you know, here's a suggestion, if I may. Um... the next time you feel yourself getting annoyed, take a deep breath and then picture your anger as a red balloon drifting higher and higher above the clouds till it disappears.
Martin: And that'll get me back on nachos?