Roz Quote #493
Quote from Roz in It Takes Two to Tangle
Roz: Hey, how's Daphne?
Niles: Actually, I just got back from visiting her at the spa. It wasn't easy, but she's already lost nine pounds and twelve ounces.
Roz: Wow, good for her. It's all about willpower. [a waiter hands Roz a plateful of brownies] Oh, thanks.
Niles: Um, I'm going back to the spa this coming weekend, if you need a ride...
Roz: Oh, these aren't for me. Alice's school is having a picnic and I'm bringing the goodies.
Niles: Yes, I see. Just don't get them sunburned. I'm sorry, it's just... aren't you a little overdressed for a picnic?
Roz: Well, there is this cute single dad named Greg. He's going through a divorce. His wife cheated on him. He's so nice, too. He deserves a woman he can trust. Do these look like I baked them?
Niles: Yes. Just as long as they don't taste like you baked them.
Frasier Quotes
‘It Takes Two to Tangle’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Penelope: Frasier? Where's your father off to?
Frasier: He, he had to take more pills.
Penelope: My goodness, I had no idea he was on so much medication. Are you concerned?
Frasier: Well, not really, no. He'll be fine. I just wish I could same the same for our old high school.
William: What are you three taking about?
Niles: William, there you are. Excuse us. I just wanted to alert you to a possible situation. I overheard one of the servers discussing a one-act play he wanted your mother to produce.
William: Okay, which one?
Niles: I think it was something by Chekhov.
Quote from Martin
Penelope: If I let you leave without knowing if you're sick, I'll worry all night.
Frasier: And you wouldn't want that, now would you, Dad? Here we are.
Martin: All right, all right.
Frasier: Doctor, be thorough.
Martin: But the pants stay on.
Quote from Martin
Niles: Do you have any idea who that was?
Martin: Yeah, she said her name was Penelope "John Veer" or "Jeen Veeair" or something.
Frasier: Janvier, Dad. "Jean", "Jean". Oh, it doesn't matter.
Martin: Well it does to me. I wanna say her name right if we're having dinner tomorrow.
Frasier: You didn't ask her out, did you Dad?
Martin: No, she asked me out.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry, Dad, it's just that I'm a little shocked.
Martin: Actually, I think that's pronounced "Sorry, Dad, I'm a condescending jackass."