Frasier Quote #2441
Quote from Frasier in Motor Skills
Frasier: Well, I guess we're just gonna have to roll up our shirtsleeves and see it through for the next eight weeks.
Niles: Of course, we will.
Frasier: Although...
Niles: I'm listening.
Frasier: What do we actually accomplish by learning to change our own spark plugs? Oh, yes, of course we acquire a new skill, but aren't we taking a job away from a qualified mechanic?
Niles: Someone who may have a family to support. Not to mention all the merchants who depend on his disposable income for their livelihood.
Frasier: Yes, yes. The human toll begins to mount.
Niles: Society decays.
Frasier: Not if I have anything to say about it, Niles. I'm quitting. If you care one jot about civilization, you'll quit too.
Niles: Our duty is clear. Do we have time for gelatos?
Frasier: I think so, yes.
Frasier Quotes
‘Motor Skills’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Martin: You guys are really gonna do this?
Frasier: Mmm-hmm.
Martin: Monkey around with engines, get calluses and grease under your nails?
Frasier: Yes. Actually, I'm looking forward to it, Dad.
Martin: Well, good for you, Frasier. I'm impressed.
Frasier: As the enigma we call Shakespeare once wrote, "I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear. Owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness."
Martin: You just couldn't let me enjoy it, could you?
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Oh, would you take off those stupid goggles?
Niles: Well, I'm sorry, it's for safety.
Frasier: Nobody else wore them.
Niles: No one else wore them in gym class either, but then Tommy Fritz scratched his cornea, and then they were mandatory.
Quote from Niles
Randy: Watch me.
Frasier: So you... twist, and then pull. You see, I was twisting and pulling simultaneously, as per your instructions: "twist and pull."
Niles: In the future, the phrase "twist, then pull" might help.