Niles Quote #1347
Frasier: Well, all right. You know Niles, not to dwell on this, but you know, I could give you the number of a man who specializes in bug phobias.
Niles: Oh, is that so.
Frasier: Frankly, while you're at it, I think you should talk to him about your compulsive chair dusting, I believe that is related.
Martin: Frasier!
Frasier: Well, I'm sorry, Dad, I think a good psychiatrist should be self-aware.
Mia: [feeding Frasier a piece of meat] Open wide!
Niles: So you're saying I lack self-awareness?
Martin: Why don't we change the subject, all right? This is a great meal, Mia.
Niles: It certainly was. Frasier, when it comes to girlfriends, you've certainly struck the mother lode.
Martin: Niles!
Frasier: You haven't even read her books yet, Dad, it's a delightful series about an adventurous little panda.
Niles: It sounds worthy of Mother Goose!
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Martin: God, she looks just like your mother.
Niles: I know, and Frasier doesn't see it.
Martin: You're kidding?
Niles: No, and he has the gall to tell me I'm blind. He's clearly the one dealing with repressed material, not to mention the obvious Oedipal issues.
Martin: Argle gargle, google goo.
Niles: What?
Martin: Now you know how it feels. What are you talking about?
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Niles: Oh but. Dad, don't forgot to pack some sturdy knee socks. I should get some for myself. You remember the insect situation at the cabin.
Frasier: Good Lord, Niles, not this bug phobia of yours.
Niles: It's not a phobia. The mosquitoes up there are huge. My first summer I was chased off the end of the dock by one the size of a pelican.
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Mia: I baked some fat-free goodies for your trip. Oh, where's the kitchen?
Frasier: Right this way.
Mia: And there's a ton of muffins if anybody wants one.
Niles: Oh, not for me, I have some problems with allergies.
Mia: Really? Well these are just wheat germ, oat bran and carob.
Niles: Oh, well, throw in a sea scallop, you can phone the paramedics right now.