Frasier Quote #1592

Quote from Frasier in Roz and the Schnoz

Frasier: Quiche Lorraine, anyone?
Steve: Quiche her? I hardly know her.
Paula: Oh, Steve!
Frasier: [polite laugh]
Steve: [puts his nose over it] Boy, that smells wonderful.
Paula: [with her nose over it] Does it ever.
Paula: Do you mind if I ask? Is this homemade or store-bought?
Steve: Honey, don't ask that! Pardon my wife, sometimes she gets a little nosey.
Paula: Me nosey? You're the nosey one in the family.
Steve: Anyone who knows you knows you're nosey.
Paula: Anyone who knows you knows you're nosier.
[Frasier attempts to hold back the laughter.]
Martin: Something wrong, Fras?
[Frasier walks to the kitchen]
Frasier: [laughing, returning: ] "Quiche her? I hardly know her!" I just got that!

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