Niles Quote #916
Quote from Niles in The 1000th Show
Niles: Frasier, dinner's on me. I got some very good news today.
Daphne: What a coincidence. Your brother just got some good news, too.
Niles: Not so good as mine, I suspect. But first of all, I have to apologize for being so snippy this morning. I've been feeling a bit eclipsed lately, but all that vanished when I reached my office, and what was waiting on my desk, but a gift from the self-esteem ferry? [holds magazine up]
Frasier: "The American Journal of Psychiatry"?
Niles: Hmm-mmm. Hmm-mmm. I refer you to the letters page, third one down.
Frasier: [reading] "Dear sirs, Dr. Egmont Sanderling's recent article on trichotillomania contains several errors. He would do well to read the groundbreaking work on the subject published by, among others, Dr. Alan Caudwell, Dr. Milo Lauderstein..."
Niles: Skip to the end.
Frasier: [reading] ..."Oh, Dr. Geraldine Fenley and Dr. Niles Crane!"
Niles: Not too shabby, eh?
Frasier: And quite an accolade.
Daphne: Yeah, I had no idea you were such a well-known expert on... on the thing that the letter mentioned.
Martin: And the way they saved you for last so you'll really stand out.
Niles: Nothing to kick away the clouds like a heady sip from the goblet of fame. Which reminds me, I told Jean-Claude to start my victory Martini shaking at precisely eight o' clock.
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Niles: Sorry I'm late, I stopped halfway to listen to a jolly band of Frasier Crane Day carolers. I tried to join in on "The Twelve Days Of Frasier" but forgot the words around day eleven. How does it go again?
Frasier: I believe it's "seven snobs a-sniping." Well, you just snipe away. I take your jealousy as the compliment that it is.
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Niles: Happy Frasier Crane Day. Or is it Merry Frasier Crane Day, I can never remember.
Frasier: Very amusing.
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Frasier: Don't take it to heart, Niles. This person just happened to remember me best, the next person might just as easily...
Woman: Oh, my God, you're Frasier Crane. Could I bother you for an autograph?
Frasier: No, you can't. It's never a bother. [laughs]
Woman: I love your show.
Frasier: Oh, thank you.
Woman: I just think you're, like, the smartest guy on the face of the earth.
Frasier: Well, one does hear tales of a certain wise man in Tibet, but why split hairs?