Niles: Frasier, dinner's on me. I got some very good news today.
Daphne: What a coincidence. Your brother just got some good news, too.
Niles: Not so good as mine, I suspect. But first of all, I have to apologize for being so snippy this morning. I've been feeling a bit eclipsed lately, but all that vanished when I reached my office, and what was waiting on my desk, but a gift from the self-esteem ferry? [holds magazine up]
Frasier: "The American Journal of Psychiatry"?
Niles: Hmm-mmm. Hmm-mmm. I refer you to the letters page, third one down.
Frasier: [reading] "Dear sirs, Dr. Egmont Sanderling's recent article on trichotillomania contains several errors. He would do well to read the groundbreaking work on the subject published by, among others, Dr. Alan Caudwell, Dr. Milo Lauderstein..."
Niles: Skip to the end.
Frasier: [reading] ..."Oh, Dr. Geraldine Fenley and Dr. Niles Crane!"
Niles: Not too shabby, eh?
Frasier: And quite an accolade.
Daphne: Yeah, I had no idea you were such a well-known expert on... on the thing that the letter mentioned.
Martin: And the way they saved you for last so you'll really stand out.
Niles: Nothing to kick away the clouds like a heady sip from the goblet of fame. Which reminds me, I told Jean-Claude to start my victory Martini shaking at precisely eight o' clock.