Frasier Quote #1369

Quote from Frasier in The 1000th Show

Frasier: All right, let me have it. What kind of public circus am I in for? I suppose a garish outdoor rally like the one they gave for Bob and Nipsy over at KTLK.
Roz: I told him just what you said about how the work is its own reward, so you're off the hook.
Frasier: They're not doing anything?
Roz: Nope.
Frasier: Well. Well done, Roz. That's a relief. Although, I'm not sure I'm being quite fair to you. You see, I did hear that after that rally, Bob and Nipsy's ratings went up thirty percent. Their producer got a handsome raise.
Roz: Oh, yeah.
Frasier: And you with the little one coming...
Roz: Well, it's too late now.
Frasier: Right. Can't be helped. Best to just leave it alone. Still... there is the benefit of the station. What's good for KACL's good for all of us, isn't it?
Roz: Yeah, that's true.
Frasier: You know, well, I suppose you could just give Greg a call and tell him I'd be willing, well for your sake and the station's, to submit to a small tasteful, low-key... public rally.

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 ‘The 1000th Show’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Niles: Sorry I'm late, I stopped halfway to listen to a jolly band of Frasier Crane Day carolers. I tried to join in on "The Twelve Days Of Frasier" but forgot the words around day eleven. How does it go again?
Frasier: I believe it's "seven snobs a-sniping." Well, you just snipe away. I take your jealousy as the compliment that it is.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Happy Frasier Crane Day. Or is it Merry Frasier Crane Day, I can never remember.
Frasier: Very amusing.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Don't take it to heart, Niles. This person just happened to remember me best, the next person might just as easily...
Woman: Oh, my God, you're Frasier Crane. Could I bother you for an autograph?
Frasier: No, you can't. It's never a bother. [laughs]
Woman: I love your show.
Frasier: Oh, thank you.
Woman: I just think you're, like, the smartest guy on the face of the earth.
Frasier: Well, one does hear tales of a certain wise man in Tibet, but why split hairs?