Frasier Quote #1354
Quote from Frasier in Halloween
[As Niles eavesdrops on Frasier and Daphne's conversation:]
Frasier: Just promise me you won't tell a soul. We've got to keep this secret.
Daphne: Oh, right. But we can't keep it a secret forever. My God, we are talking about a baby.
Frasier: Oh, how could I have been so careless?
Daphne: Oh, these things happen. It's not your fault.
Frasier: Yes, well, you know who'll get the blame if this ever gets out.
Daphne: Don't worry, I'll protect your reputation. I'll tell everyone I forced you to do it.
Frasier: All right. We'd better get back to the party before people start wondering about us.
[As Frasier exits through the swing door, it bumps into Niles in his Cyrano costume, whose long nose is now jutting out at an extreme angle]
Frasier: Oh, hello, Niles. What's your nose all bent out of shape about?
Frasier Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Roz told me all about it. It's no big deal. Accidents happen even when you're being careful. I had one myself a few years back.
Frasier: Oh, Daphne, really?
Daphne: Yeah. It was one of those real wham-bam numbers. He was drunk and I wasn't paying attention. I called and called, but never got a penny out of him.
Frasier: I had no idea.
Daphne: Oh, it's not so bad. For goodness' sake, back in Manchester, what with all those drunken louts out and about, it must have happened to me at least a dozen times.
Frasier: Really? I had no- Really?
Quote from Bulldog
Bulldog: Hey, tell your brother I'm coming to his charity thing tonight. I just found the perfect costume.
Frasier: And as what literary character will you be attending?
Bulldog: Waldo! [Frasier looks at him blankly] From "Where's Waldo?" He's in, like, sixteen books! You call yourself well-read.
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Your boorish behavior is simply appalling. I can no longer hold my tongue.
Frasier: Replace "tongue" with "liquor," and I'll believe you. You're drunk, Niles.
Niles: Drunk like a fox! I know about the baby.
Frasier: You do?
Niles: Yes.
Frasier: Who told you?
Niles: I heard it from Daphne's own lips.
Frasier: Daphne. That blabbermouth. I'll wring her neck.
Niles: Listen to yourself. Have you no conscience?
Frasier: Niles, you're getting awfully exercised about this.
Niles: We're talking about a single woman with a baby. What do you intend to do about it?
Frasier: Well, I suppose I could give her a raise.
Niles: That's your idea of responsibility? Give her a raise?
Frasier: Well, what do you want me to do, marry her? Let's look at something here, buddy, she's the one that got pregnant! [noticing Roz next to them] Hello, Roz.
Roz: Beat it, Niles!