Frasier Quote #635
Quote from Frasier in An Affair to Forget
Marta: Missy Crane esta en la caja.
Frasier: "Mrs. Crane is in the box."
Marta: En la caja. [Marta leaves]
Frasier: Maris! This is Frasier. I am tired of waiting for you to come out of this ridiculous deprivation tank. Now, listen. We've got to talk and we've got to talk about Niles. Will you come out of there? Look, Maris, I know that you're having an affair. But I care for you both, and I want to help you do what's best for your marriage. Oh, will you stop this? Just come- Come out of this box! All right. All right, I'm going to open this door! I'm going to count to three and I don't care if you're naked! I'm going to count to ten! Oh, the hell with this! All right!
[Frasier opens the hatch. A stunned Niles is dripping wet and shirtless]
Frasier: Niles, I'm so sorry. Marta, you said Mrs. Crane was in the box.
Marta: Si, Missy Crane.
Frasier: No, that's Mister Crane!
Niles: Marta has trouble with her pronouns.
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Quote from Frasier
Roz: See, there's this great woman who lives in my building. She's beautiful, and funny-
Frasier: Just stop right there, Roz. I do not go out on blind dates. They're demeaning and a hideous waste of time. No, thank you. No.
Roz: It's not for you, it's for your father.
Frasier: Oh! What time should he pick her up?
Roz: Wait a minute. Blind dates are okay for your father, but not for you?
Frasier: Yes. That also goes for games with balls, domestic beer, and giant trucks that roll over smaller ones.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Dad! Dad! I have to talk to you about Niles. I got a call on the show today from a German woman whose husband is a fencing instructor that she suspects is having an affair with his wealthy new client.
Martin: And?
Frasier: Don't you find that the least bit incriminating?
Martin: No, I find it a coincidence. Seattle's a big city, I'm sure there's a bunch of German fencing instructors, each one with dozens of students.
Frasier: Yes, but are they wealthy students?
Martin: No. They're inner-city kids trying to work their way out of the ghetto with nothing but a foil and a dream.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Apparently she worked for a German family that turned up in Guatemala... [deep voice] just after the war.