Frasier Quote #365
Quote from Frasier in The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier: Oh, Mrs. Greenway. What a pleasant surprise.
Mrs. Greenway: I knew it. That's him.
Frasier: Won't you come in?
Mrs. Greenway: I had to see him again before I was sure, but now I'm positive. That is the horny little mixed-breed who got my Phoebe pregnant.
Martin: Hey, you can't just bust in here accusing my dog.
Mrs. Greenway: Oh, it's him all right! I had to keep shooing him away from Phoebe down at the park. Look at him, he doesn't care who's life he's ruined. All he cares about is his own selfish pleasure.
Martin: You know what your problem is, Dorthea? You got a bad attitude.
Mrs. Greenway: [heading to the door] Oh!
Martin: That's why nobody sits with you in the park.
Frasier: Mrs. Greenway, there's no way Eddie could be the father, he's been neutered.
Mrs. Greenway: Oh, really?! Then how do you explain these?
Frasier: Oh, my God! They're miniature Eddies!
Daphne: Oh, gosh, aren't they adorable? Oh!
Mrs. Greenway: Well, I'm glad you think so, because they're yours!
Frasier: Oh! [to Eddie] Bad dog! Look what you did!
Frasier Quotes
‘The Unkindest Cut of All’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: To the park!
Martin: This time we'll comb every inch of that place. Every tree, every bush. Uh, Daphne, we're gonna need more help, so call Niles and tell him we'll pick him up.
Frasier: Oh, yes, wouldn't want to go out in the wild without one of the world's great outdoorsmen!
Quote from Martin
Martin: What the hell are you doing?
Daphne: Ironing your son's socks.
Martin: Why don't you just twist them into little balls like you do mine?
Daphne: He says it bruises the cashmere. He likes them pressed, folded, then neatly arranged in those sock dividers. I saw them in a catalog once, but couldn't imagine who in the world would ever buy such silly things. Of course, I hadn't met Dr. Crane yet.
Martin: I used to think there'd been some sort of mix-up at the hospital. Of course, when Niles came along it shot that theory all to hell.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Oh, this is odd. I just got one of my psychic flashes. It's about Eddie.
Martin: Well?
Daphne: It doesn't make any sense. All I'm getting is a picture of Eddie sitting with Dr. Crane.
[cut to Eddie sitting on a bench with an advertising board for Frasier's radio show]