Frasier Quote #362
Quote from Frasier in Slow Tango in South Seattle
Ms. Warner: So, we know each other?
Frasier: Well... We were friends. More than friends, actually. You really don't remember?
Ms. Warner: I'm trying!
Frasier: You must have some recollection. A fair-haired boy outside your door. At the piano? On the piano?
Ms. Warner: No, I'm sorry.
Frasier: Well, listen, before the memories come flooding back to you, I should tell you that we had a romance that didn't have the happiest of endings.
Ms. Warner: Oh!
Frasier: That's why I'm here. You see, our last evening together we "walked through a summer storm and I kissed the raindrops on your nose and promised we'd always be together." And I broke that promise. You helped a shy adolescent take his first uncertain steps towards becoming a man and how did I repay that kindness? By running off and leaving you with nothing but your memories.
Ms. Warner: And not many of those either! [laughs]
Frasier: Well, can you ever forgive me?
Ms. Warner: Oh, you're so sweet. Of course I can forgive you.
Frasier: Thank you, thank you.
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Quote from Niles
Niles: Well, when I brought you a beer in your room the other day I couldn't help but notice you had pictures of Frasier and Frederick and an autographed one from someone named Ken Griffey Jr. But none of Maris and me. So I brought you this.
Martin: Oh, gee, thanks. What's Maris doing wearing jodhpurs? She hasn't taken up horseback riding, has she?
Niles: No, no. She wanted to, but unfortunately her little quadriceps are so tight she's incapable of straddling anything larger than a border collie.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Wait a minute. We're not talking about Miss Warner?
Martin: Don't tell me this was going on during your lessons too?
Niles: No, you'll be relieved to know that while Frasier was getting his Rachmaninoffs I was actually studying music.
Quote from Frasier
Clarice: You're here because of that book, aren't you?
Frasier: Yes and I'd like to apologize right off. Er, I told that story to Mr. Fallow in confidence. It was never meant to be in print.
Clarice: There's no need to apologize. That was a lovely time in my life. It was nice to relive it. So, are you married?
Frasier: Divorced. You?
Clarice: I never married.
Frasier: I came here to apologize about more than just the book. I never felt quite right about the way I left things. I abandoned you. It was selfish and cowardly.
Clarice: Oh, Frasier, relax. I always felt guilty for short-changing you on your music lessons. Do you still keep it up?
Frasier: ... Oh, the piano? Yes!