Frasier Quote #360
Quote from Frasier in Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier: Thomas Jay Fallow!
Thomas: Frasier! Frasier Crane, I can't believe it!
Frasier: Well, I see my name hasn't entirely escaped your sieve-like memory.
Thomas: My what?
Frasier: Well, it didn't make it into your list of acknowledgements, you- You... egomaniacal thief!
Thomas: You read my book.
Frasier: I didn't have to read it. I lived it. Not that anybody would know that from reading your three pages of acknowledgements, in which you mention everyone from your kindergarten teacher to the man who designed the typeface. But no mention of me? No, I'm only the man who gave you the story which you have
ruthlessly merchandised into this million-dollar treacle machine! [silence] I'm finished now.
Thomas: I'm so sorry. I don't know how I could have been so thoughtless. [crying] I owe you everything!
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‘Slow Tango in South Seattle’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Well, when I brought you a beer in your room the other day I couldn't help but notice you had pictures of Frasier and Frederick and an autographed one from someone named Ken Griffey Jr. But none of Maris and me. So I brought you this.
Martin: Oh, gee, thanks. What's Maris doing wearing jodhpurs? She hasn't taken up horseback riding, has she?
Niles: No, no. She wanted to, but unfortunately her little quadriceps are so tight she's incapable of straddling anything larger than a border collie.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Wait a minute. We're not talking about Miss Warner?
Martin: Don't tell me this was going on during your lessons too?
Niles: No, you'll be relieved to know that while Frasier was getting his Rachmaninoffs I was actually studying music.
Quote from Frasier
Clarice: You're here because of that book, aren't you?
Frasier: Yes and I'd like to apologize right off. Er, I told that story to Mr. Fallow in confidence. It was never meant to be in print.
Clarice: There's no need to apologize. That was a lovely time in my life. It was nice to relive it. So, are you married?
Frasier: Divorced. You?
Clarice: I never married.
Frasier: I came here to apologize about more than just the book. I never felt quite right about the way I left things. I abandoned you. It was selfish and cowardly.
Clarice: Oh, Frasier, relax. I always felt guilty for short-changing you on your music lessons. Do you still keep it up?
Frasier: ... Oh, the piano? Yes!