Niles Quote #11
Quote from Niles in Space Quest
Frasier: Niles, I don't know what I'm going to do. Dad and I had another fight. I'm afraid if we stay under the same roof together we'll do irreparable harm to the relationship we have as it is.
Niles: Well, what are the alternatives?
Frasier: Well, if I didn't feel so guilty I'd do what I should have done in the first place. Just move Dad and Daphne into their own apartment.
Niles: Oh, for goodness' sake, Frasier. It hasn't been that long. You have to give it a chance. And you might remember why you moved him in in the first place.
Frasier: Refresh me.
Niles: You wanted to get closer to Dad.
Frasier: I still do. There isn't anything I'd like more. But he makes it impossible. I can't read my book. I can't have my coffee. I can't have any peace in my own home.
Niles: So what you're saying is, you want to be closer to Dad, but you don't actually want him around.
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Martin: Now, sit down. Your breakfast is ready.
Frasier: No, Dad. Dad, look, all I ever have is a bran muffin and a touch of yogurt.
Martin: Girly food. Besides, I already fixed your breakfast. Now, I made you eggs in a nest.
Frasier: Ah, yes, the Crane family specialty. Fried eggs swimming in fat, served in a hollowed-out piece of white bread. I can almost hear my left ventricle slamming shut as I speak.
Martin: You want cheese on that?
Frasier: No. I'd like to leave some blood flow for the clot to go swiftly to my brain.
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