‘Dark Side of the Moon’
Season 7, Episode 22 - Aired May 11, 2000
At a court-mandated therapy session, Daphne tells the story of how a surprise bridal shower and a visit from one of her brothers led to a four-car pile-up.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: There. That's the last of that bottle.
Martin: Daphne, thanks for bringing in my whisky.
Daphne: It's mine. If you want it, you'll have to fight me for it, old man.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Donny, I thought we were doing this tomorrow.
Donny: We wanted to surprise you.
Daphne: Why? Because your last surprise worked out so well?
Donny's mom: We should have called first.
Daphne: No, I'm so embarrassed. I'm such a mess.
Donny: Come on, honey, you've looked worse.
Daphne: Donny!
Quote from Daphne
Donny's dad: I think we'd better go home.
Daphne: Oh, no, no. Please, come in, the more the merrier. [doorbell rings] Oh, for God's sake, who the hell is that now?
Donny's mom: She's very lovely.