Quote from Frasier in Mary Christmas
Mary: And here comes our first float, Frosty the Snowman. Frasier: You know, Mary, historically speaking the first float was probably the Trojan horse, which was a gift from the people of Troy. Once brought inside the city walls, however, they discovered it was filled with Greek soldiers, who slaughtered their Trojan enemies in the street. Of course, modern floats have come a long way since then. ... We hope!