Frasier: For God's sake, Niles, will you do something with this damn bird?
Niles: Onto your perch. Here you go. Over here.
Baby: Niles sucks.
Niles: The boys at the Shangri-La used to love teaching you things like that. It's so tiring.
Baby: Bite me, Niles.
Niles: Right back at you. Frasier, please hurry with the hors d'oeuvres, the guests are already hostile towards me. I'm not going to win any points by starving them.
Baby: Stuff it, Niles.
Niles: Oh, don't tempt me.