Frasier: Oh, all right, so I don't rhapsodize about her.
Niles: No, you did rhapsodize when she took you to "Le Cigare Volant" and you were seated in a secret VIP room we never knew existed.
Frasier: Well, what are you suggesting? That I'm so shallow I was with her mainly for her connections?
Niles: I wouldn't put it as harshly as that. But let's face it, ever since we were young, you've had a yearning to run with the cool kids and it's never worked out for you. Your one day on the football team? The summer you bought that motorcycle. Although, to be accurate...
Frasier: Hey, it's only a moped if you pedal it and I never pedaled!