Quote from Niles in To Kill a Talking Bird
Niles: I have some wonderful news. I just signed a lease for an apartment in one of the most exclusive buildings in Seattle. Frasier: You don't mean? Niles: I do. As of next week, I'll be a resident of ... the Montana. Frasier: Niles, why would you even want to live in such a stodgy building? When I applied there they treated me as if I was riff-raff. Niles: Well, if you're going to ask and answer your own questions, what do you need me for?