Frasier: All right. Well, it's hard to say what I want. It's been so long since I've really fallen for someone. You know that feeling you get after a first date, when you can't even sleep? You just lie there in bed awake, thinking about her. That's what I want.
Charlotte: You're going to make me work for my money, aren't you? Uh, by the way, I do require a payment up-front.
Frasier: Oh, of course.
Charlotte: My fee's $10,000.
Frasier: ... That's awfully steep.
Charlotte: And those ten years of bad dates, how much did they run you?
Frasier: ... I'll write you a check.