Frasier: Is that bird nesting in my cashmere scarf?
Martin: Yeah, we tried a whole bunch of them. That's the one he likes best.
Frasier: All right, that's it. I want that sky rat out of here.
Martin: Oh, no! Eddie will be crushed. The bird's like his pet.
Frasier: Eddie is a pet. He doesn't get to have a pet.