Frasier: Alistair, um, listen, I-I, I'm afraid I have to tell you something. I'm not gay.
Alistair: Oh, Frasier, please don't tell me you're still struggling with those issues.
Frasier: Well, I-I like you so much, and I love our friendship. I'm afraid I can never be more than friends.
Alistair: Would three weeks on Capri in Bertolucci's villa change your mind?
Frasier: [pause] It's worth a try.