Niles: I don't have time for that. Daphne wants to go biking tomorrow afternoon.
Frasier: Well, then you're just going to have to tell her that you don't know how to ride.
Niles: I can't. It's too late. If I was going to do that, I should have done it at the bike store. But no! You, you said we could teach ourselves! You said no one would be the wiser!
Frasier: Niles.
Niles: "Two bouncy tires and a taut chain" you said!
Frasier: Niles...
Niles: And now look! My spokes are bent, my pants are stuck, and there's blood on the headlight, and blood everywhere!
Frasier: Niles, that wasn't your fault. That jogger should have been wearing a reflective vest.