Frasier: May I have a latte to go, please? And I hope they aren’t paying you extra to wear that.
James: No, but I was hoping it would help with my tips.
Frasier: Ah, well, as you know, my tipping policy stands firmly on the twin pillars of courtesy and efficiency, but today, I shall include whimsy. Merry Christmas.
James: God bless you, sir.
Frasier: Well.