Frasier: Here's champagne and sparkling cider for you, Niles. and help yourself to brunch whenever you're ready.
Martin: Word to the wise, stay away from the sausage.
Frasier: They're not sausages, Dad. They're "soysages." Niles is on a postoperative diet. We are trying to support him.
Martin: Oh, sorry. What about the bacon?
Frasier: "Fake-un."