Quote from Niles in Bristle While You Work (Part 1)
Niles: [looking at the cap of his bottle of water] Oh, look! I'm the winner of a fanny pack. Roz: Congratulations. Niles: Thank you. Roz: You have no idea what it is, do you? Niles: Not really, no. Roz: Hey, look, it says here the odds of winning it are one in ten thousand. Ooh, spooky. Same odds as that toothache being a heart attack. Maybe it's a sign. Niles: It's a good sign. By beating those odds once, it makes it that much more unlikely that something so improbable can happen to me again. Woman: [entering Cafe Nervosa] Niles! [Niles stands up, but it's not his Daphne who entered] Other Niles: Hello, Daphne. Niles: [to Roz] Okay, that's weird.