Niles: Well, I'll just go return my birdcage.
Frasier: Niles. You shut that door. You can't desert me in the middle of a fight.
Niles: I'm not deserting you.
Frasier: It would appear to others that you are, thereby weakening my position. Please, you must stay.
Man: What the hell is going on here?
Frasier: [rolls down his window] I'm glad you asked me that question. I am making a stand against this garage that holds me, my passenger, and my automobile hostage for a parking fee which I do not owe.
George: He don't want to pay two dollars.
Frasier: Look, I already told you, it's not about the money. In fact, to prove it's not about the money, I will donate two dollars to the charity of your choice.
Man: Only rich people have time for this kind of crap. Just pay the two bucks, Mr. BMW!
Frasier: My income, and the style of car which I drive, are irrelevant. Isn't that so, Niles?
Niles: Yes, I drive a Mercedes, and I would have paid ten minutes ago.