Frasier: Niles, may I have a word with you?
Niles: Mmm-hmm. Excuse me.
Frasier: What the hell's going on? You guys already got married.
Niles: Yes, but she doesn't know that. So, tomorrow we're going to have another ceremony for her benefit.
Frasier: That's crazy.
Niles: It may be, but I'm afraid the truth would crush her.
Frasier: Oh, please. All the wine presses in Bordeaux wouldn't crush that woman.