Quote from Frasier in Juvenilia
Frasier: That so-called research is nothing but a bunch of confounded correlations and mediocre deductions. Lucy: Excuse me, are you Dr. Frasier Crane? Frasier: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Lucy: Can I get your autograph? Frasier: What's your name? Lucy: Lucy. But make it out to Paul. I volunteer at his hospice, and I think you're just about the only friend he has left anymore. Frasier: [to Kenny] Fine, I'll meet the kids.